Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Snarky couple discovers Nazi roleplay fetish over SeXStoRY

ou: Question! Stranger: alright Stranger: go ahead You: Who killed Hitler? Stranger: depends how you look at it You: Type something asshole Stranger: alright asshole. hitler killed himself. but you could also say germany killed him. You: U could say that. If u were a fag. You: inb4 America killed Lincoln You: or fat killed your mom Stranger: alright so obviously you are hostile. is this hostility making you feel better? go ahead let it out on me i can take it. You: You are either a teen or a pseudo-intellectual. Stranger: no, i am a psychiatric nurse. and usually when somone acts hostile it is because something is upsetting them You: So you couldn't hack it as a doctor? You: Took the easy route? Stranger: i never tried. it isnt easier. and i am fine where i am You: How does it feels taking orders? And knowing you will be replaced by a Filipina? Stranger: ahahahahaha You: If it isn't harder why didn't you go for a job that pays 3x? Stranger: well i do like taking orders, but i am usually the charge nurse so that doesnt happen too much You: Okay I feel better. I was upset. Stranger: oh how sarcastic You: No, I'm being serious. My mood has lightened. Stranger: alright well, anything else i can do for you? You: I was upset that I'm not sl**ping with as many new girls as You: I would like Stranger: why? You: They won't let me and I'm not quite ready to r**e them. Stranger: ah i see Stranger: how old are you? You: old enough You: U? Stranger: and you still cant find a woman? Stranger: i am 28 You: I have a steady gf. She's a doctor in fact. Not k**ding. But I like conquest. Stranger: well there are other ways of acting out your conquest. why do you need it to be sex, and cheating on your gf? You: What else is there? Stranger: i dont know, mountain climbing? You: And "cheating" is a very chick code way to look at it. Stranger: well it is a betrayal. unless she knows You: I like seducing women. Why would I ever want to give that up? Stranger: then dont get into serious relationships You: Muslims have four wives. Stranger: are you muslim? You: Nope Stranger: then that was a useless analogy You: You are a conformist. Stranger: ahahahahhahahahah Stranger: soooo far from it You: Exceptional men shouldn't be confined to one woman at a time. You: Cool. U have nose ring and think you're a rebel. Stranger: exceptional women shouldnt be confined to one man either You: Slut Stranger: no i have no nose ring You: U r a conformist. Deal with it. Stranger: and i dont think i am a rebel Stranger: sorry, not happening You: You work a square job. Johnny Paycheck Stranger: i am a psychiatric nurse You: Zzzzzzzzzz Stranger: it wasnt meant to impress you You: Just admit you're a centrist. Stranger: no, i will not. You: Voting for one nignog does not make you a radical. Stranger: if you are referring to obama i did not vote for him. and again i dont label myself a rebel You: Is ambien habit forming? Stranger: yes You: Oh well You: Ever fucked on Ambien? Stranger: no, i have never taken it Stranger: i mean it makes you sl**py, wouldnt that make it difficult You: Pfffft Nurse Jackie is at least interesting. You: Enjoy your vanilla missionary sex. Stranger: ahahhahahhahaa Stranger: again you know nothing You: Ever done poppers? Stranger: no i have not. You: You donit doggy style and think you're liberated. You're a centrist. You: Ever been in a 3 way? Stranger: you are becoming ridiculous. is there a point to all of this? Stranger: and yes You: Slut You: 2 guys or 2 girls? You: Is there a point to anything? Stranger: whatever. i felt i was doing my bf a favor. it didnt work though You: 3way kills relationship. Surprise. You: 2 girls? Stranger: well i was younger You: Divorced yet? Stranger: yes i am You: Then shouldn't you be barred from giving psychiatric advice? Stranger: he left me because i became very sick and had to be in the hospital a lot. he couldnt deal with the medical problems. You: Yo! 2 girls or 2 guys? Stranger: well if i was doing it as a favor to my bf i would assume that would be easy to understand. but alright since you need your hand held, two girls You: Did u lick box? Stranger: no You: So you had a bunch of psychosomatic bs. You shouldn't be around other crazy people n Stranger: again, you know nothing. at your age you should be more intelligent. or at least have more common sense so i doubt that age is corret Stranger: * correct You: Also, you married a scoundrel. That's a bad reflection on you. You: You have k**s? Stranger: it is. though he did deserve an award for his performance of the good guy Stranger: no You: Keep it that way. They wouldn't stand a chance n Stranger: so what is it with the hostility? it seems you are just being all what you consider offensive just because internet is anonymous You: Hostile perhaps. But these are my hinders assessments of you. You: honest Stranger: well you are wrong about just about everything You: 1. Denial You: 2. Anger Stranger: grief depression bargaining acceptance You: Pity. I'd be willing to meet up for a night of lovemaking. Stranger: haha. yeah i am so pathetic. why bother? You: I'm guessing you're about 15 lbs overweight, bit that's fine. You: Hatefucks can be fun. Stranger: again very wrong. you have no common sense at all. and you are borderline retarded You: Nurses aren't qualified to make that call You: Find me a Dr. Stranger: you dont need to be a nurse to see this You: So you're saying u have a decent figure? Stranger: yes i do You: Good for you. Being barren will do that. You: What city do u live in? Detroit? Stranger: where are you coming up with all of this nonsense? You: U don't think mothers I'm general are heavier than barren women? You: in. Sorry, iPhone Stranger: depends You: Hitler depends lol Stranger: well, i happen to study hitler and WWII quite a bit You: lol no Stranger: lol yes You: What year did hitler become chancellor? You: What's the name of the German tank? You: Who commanded the German north African corps? Stranger: cant remember. mid 30's? Stranger: panzer Stranger: dont know You: Actually not terrible for a girl You: Rommel Stranger: ah Stranger: go on i like talking about this You: Closet Nazi = ) You: What country did Germany invade in 39? Stranger: France? You: Poland Stranger: or is it when they annexed austria Stranger: oh You: What nationalities divided Berlin? Stranger: russia and the usa You: And UK and France Stranger: when?? You: Four sectors 1944 Stranger: hmmm have to look that up You: What country is Casablanca in? Stranger: i dont know what the hell Stranger: usa You: You're losing me You: what was Hitler's wife's name? Stranger: well i study mostly the sociology and psychology of it... the statistical stuff is not my thing Stranger: Eva braun You: Not bad. I'm attracted to intelligent women. Stranger: though he did love his niece Geli Raubel You: Chicks and romantic subplots. Amirite? Stranger: well i am not sure Geli found it so romantic. Eva either. there is evidence they never had sex You: U have a bf? Stranger: as of last week no You: U have a rabbit? Stranger: i did when i was a teen You: I meant a vibrator. Stranger: oh hahahahah no. flesh and bl**d or nothing You: U neverasturbate? Stranger: yes, but not with toys You: what happened to bf? Stranger: he went crazy. started talking all delusional, and also wanted to marry me within 3 months You: Medicate him You: Where do u live? Stranger: east coast usa Stranger: and i feel too much medication is used in the psych field. though i think he could have used some You: Your father was deeply flawed, no? Stranger: no, my father was my saving grace. my mother was the deeply flawed one. You: Well. U r now a slut who craves chaos according to Dr. Drew Stranger: well fuck Dr Drew. call me a slut if it makes you feel better but it is another thing you have wrong You: Don't shoot the messenger = ) Stranger: i said nothing of the kind You: How many men have you slept with? You: I've slept with 60 to 70 women Stranger: 5 in my lifetime Stranger: congratulations You: How many girls? Stranger: i only made out with two. a bit more with one of them. thats it You: Are you touching yourself now? Be honest. Stranger: no You: Isn't it 4 am back east? WTF? Stranger: you arent arousing Stranger: yes You: WTF? Stranger: i have a sl**p disorder You: Another psychosomatic piece of bs Stranger: no, i was in a bad car accident and hit my head very hard. the only remnant is a sl**p problem You: I could cure you with a firm slap to the face and a night of vigorous love making n Stranger: well that actually sounds lovely You: Take any pain meds? Stranger: when i need them. my neck is fucked up from the accident You: Nurse Jackie!!!!!! Stranger: i dont watch too much tv. i dont know the show You: So you like it rough in the bedroom? Stranger: yes, but only if it is properly proportioned to the tenderness You: How about I lightly choke you as I tenderly tongue your clit? Stranger: lovely You: *slap* Stranger: now that is arousing. good job You: how about I step on your neck as I fuck u doggy Stranger: that seems physically impossible You: Google it Stranger: besides, you cant fuck with my neck so i guess not You: How about I pull your hair as I pound your little pink pussy and make you say my name? Stranger: lovely Stranger: very nice Stranger: what is your name? You: Dean You: U? Stranger: alright Dean Stranger: Sophia You: r u Greek? Stranger: no amerian. but full of italian bl**d You: How about I finger you then make you suck myfingers? Stranger: mmmm nice. i like my own taste You: I'm getting hard. Didn't see that coming. You: What else do u like ? Stranger: the serpent was subtle Stranger: men in nazi SS uniforms You: lol You: I'm a white supremacist. But I'm also racist against the hun. Stranger: the hun? You: Germans. Stranger: hmmm why? You: jk. Nazi unis are pretty sexy. Fascist had great tailors. Stranger: yes they did. the nazis did nothing arbitrarily. that uniform was designed to drip power You: U must love Jesse James then. Stranger: i have a pic of me in a real nazi death's head hat You: I was in the Marines. That's almost a Nazi. Stranger: hahahah yeah Stranger: so you could go all drill seargent on me? You: I would go all Abu Ghraib on your little ass Stranger: lovely Stranger: just remember what i said... when it seems i cant take anymore that is when the tender kiss and whisper of my name across my lips works very well You: Tell mr about your appearance. Stranger: i am petite. 5 ft 2. 110 lbs. b cup. long black hair. brown almost black eyes. very fair skin. You: Ok. When I'm dripping candlewax on ur tits and tummy Stranger: yessss? You: U might get a little kiss Stranger: i could show you the nazi pic Stranger: awwww lovely You: Would love to see it Stranger: alright, not the best pic of me but if you like it maybe i will show you another. hold on You: k Stranger:http://i54.tinypic.com/2vx4sn9.jpg You: I like what I'm seeing. Stranger: thank you Dean You: I wouldn't trust you around crazy people, but I would stick my dick in u Stranger: ahhahahahhha You: If you're ever in Florida we should fuck irl. You: I would get all clingy and ask u to marry me. I can promise that. Stranger: i will think about it Stranger: would? You: Wouldn't. Whoops Stranger: subconscious slip? You: Not a fruedian slip Stranger: whatever Stranger: would you like to see another? You: Yes Stranger: dark me, or innocent me? You: Tits at a minimum Stranger: oh i have nothing naked Stranger: but i guess that means dark me then You: Ok Stranger: hold on You: So what city are u in Sophia? Stranger: east coast lets leave it at that You: U can't nail it down to a state at least? Stranger: Mass Stranger:http://i54.tinypic.com/23twfs.jpg You: Yeah your mom was srsly fucked up. You: Nice tits though You: Look like cs to me Stranger: thanks. what makes you say that about mother? Stranger: cs? You: C cups Stranger: no push up bra You: Guess I can take off the k** gloves in the bedroom n You: Let's see the good girl pic? Stranger: really where did the mother comment come from? You: You're a goth slut. That's bad mommering. Stranger: oh no, i was not really a goth. nor am i a slut. You: Lets see Good Sophia You: Got any tats? Stranger: many You: Take that mom! Stranger:http://i53.tinypic.com/28inmv6.jpg You: Snooki? You: Well. I'm guessing you like to be tied up and spanked. Stranger:http://i52.tinypic.com/fmm24o.jpg Stranger: if you know how to really control a woman you dont need to tie her up to get her to do what you want. i like psychological domination You: Me too. Stranger: innocent as all hell: http://i56.tinypic.com/1zgstw2.jpg You: If you break eye contact when you're sucking mr you will get such a smack Stranger: lovely You: awwww little Sophie Stranger:http://i54.tinypic.com/2zrp18o.jpg You: Srsly, come out to the beach this summer soni can work your little ass over Stranger: some of my back tats You: Corny. Might even kill my hardon Stranger:http://i51.tinypic.com/wv39ki.jpg and my heart monitor pic from last week Stranger: and thats it You: Well I'll have something to read when I fuck u doggy style Stranger: mein kampf? You: lol Stranger: oh you mean the tats Stranger: haha You: How about I put on my east German trench coat and fuck you like the bad little Jewess you are? Stranger: mmmmmm that is very delicous indeed You: Maybe if you can fit all of me in your mouth I won't report your f****y. Stranger: yes Sir You: *slap* shut your little kike mouth and slip those panties off Stranger: ahhhahaha. for some reason it is difficult to do this online Stranger: but yeah that would work in real life very well You: I think so too. You: I would also like to do the Abu Ghraib thing You: wanna write a new Chapter in the diary of anne frank Stranger: and when i am all wet from the water torture you would gently push all the wet hairs from my face and whisper good girl to me on my lips Stranger: ahahahahah Stranger: Sir, will you hold for a second please? You: When your spread eagle with clamps on your nipples and a Quron ripped to shreds I will say. Now I want you to come for daddy. You: Be quick or I'll put a jackboot in your ass Stranger: oh no... the daddy freaks me out. but master or your name or something along those lines would be lovely You: We'll see. It's really Nazis choice You: Welcome to Aushvitz Sophia. I won the card game and I will be in processing you. Stranger: alright You: Remove all your clothes and I will check you for lice. Stranger: as you will *bowed head* You: I see you are shaved. I will check your hair. You: How many sex partners have you had girl? You: How many!!!! Stranger: i told you Sir!!! You: Grabs chin and f***es head upward. Look at me!! Stranger: mmmmm You: Five! Typical Jew whore. You: I must give you a pelvic exam to make sure you are disease free. Stranger: as you will Sir You: Get on the bench and put your feet in the stirrups. Stranger: done You: U like tatoos? U will like the number we brand u with. Stranger: thank you Sir You: You are very tight for a whore. I hope you can take four fingers without tearing. Stranger: * i let out a cry* (dont think i can) You: Don't cry Sophia. You will be sl**ping in my quarters away from the filth. You: I'm almost in there. Just one more finger to go. Stranger: oh Sir.... you are too kind....i dont deserve such You: Licks away tears. Stranger: tries to hold back the tears You: Put your clothes back on and take a shower then report to my chambers. Stranger: as you will Sir You: Run you pig! Stranger: running Sir Stranger: Stranger: Licks away tears. (mmmmmm oh....) You: now before I can accept you as my chambermaid. I must test your flexibility. Stranger: as you will Sir You: Grab your ankles n Stranger: yes, Sir You: I'm going to pull you skirt down. If you squirm I shall beat you. Stranger: (mmmmm ohhh that is so hot) yes, Sir You: Domt move. That is just the shaft of my whip probing you. Stranger: as you will, Sir You: Lt. Kessler. Come here. Stranger: (oh god...you are good Dean....) You: Sophia it is our custom here to let all the field grade officers take the nubile young jewesses. Stranger: yes, Sir (mmMMMMMM ughhhh) You: In this case I am not sure I wish to share my personal chamber maid. Stranger: as you wish, Sir You: You may speak now. Shall Lt. Kessler insert himself into you as I take notes? Stranger: whatever you wish Sir Stranger: i am only here for your pleasure You: I want your transition to be an easy one. So I will let you release your ankles and take my penis in your mouth as Lt Kessler enters you. You: If you feel the need to whimper my cocknwill muffle you. Stranger: (oh god... Dean...you are very good) yes, as you wish, Sir You: You may cry on my shaft Stranger: thank you Sir. (that is so fucking hot) You: Lt. Kessler the Jewess hind quarters are now yours. But you may not come in her. Stranger: mmmmmm You: Gentle now. You're hurting her. Slow down. She is not some pollock wench. She is a delicate c***d. Stranger: thank you Sir Stranger: (damn Dean) You: Let mr know when you wish to ejaculate Lt. Kessler and I will have Sophia prepare a wash cloth. Stranger: (oh god) You: But if you put one drop of precum in her I will have you locked in the brig. You: Sophia place that rage on the lts shaft and clean him when you are done n Stranger: as you wish Sir. You: All right LT Kessler n you are dismissed. You: Rest up Sophia,'you will meet the rest of the officer Corp tomorrow Stranger: yes, Sir You: So we gonna be friends or what? Stranger: you are dangerous Dean Stranger: like you are reading my mind You: I can take you to some exciting places Stranger: i bet Stranger: do you have a pic? You: yeah. I can email it to u. Stranger: s.kirkton@saugus.edu You: hang on Stranger: yes You: just sent it Stranger: alright You: I'm devastatingly handsome. Classic Aryan Stranger: mmmmmmm You: Not sure if I should waste my seed on a dark little thing lime u Stranger: and very skilled with my kind of domination Stranger: not to be arrogant but you would not regret it Stranger: still didnt get it You: Had to resend it. You: R u wet? Stranger: yes very Stranger: squirmy Stranger: that was perfect You: Who knows what horrors await you your first night at the camp Stranger: mmhm You: I want to leave a trail of cum along your back tatoos Stranger: cant see the lips but otherwise perfect for me Stranger: hhahah lovely You: Master race reporting in Stranger: mmmmmmmm yes You: Sophia You will empty my chamber pot. You: And be thankful you aren't out working with a shovel with the other Jews Stranger: by the power of Odin and the strength of Thor's hammer i will be victorious Stranger: yes, Sir You: Okay time out. Let's be fb friends or something Stranger: well alright, but please, i have a lot of f****y on there. especially younger cousins who are only like 11-13 and i try to keep my page fairly clean. if you wish to say something along other lines, please either message me or do it on IM? You: Same here Stranger: and i am talking to you as Sophia to Dean here Stranger: oh?? You: That would be quite an anachronism if your were still Jewess Sophia Stranger: but trust me. i dont give three strikes before you are out. it is one and you are out. got it? You: Same here. You: So sooner or later I am going to put my dick in you. You: But let's finish you off for tonight. Stranger: ahahahhaah we shall see about that Stranger: oh no need to bother with that You: You about ready to have a toe curling orgasm? You: ? You: I think I'm going to jack off before i fall to sl**p. You want to be my helper? Stranger: i have had mine. You: You sly fox Stranger: i guess i could try. but i am not really good at this kind of thing Stranger: i am definitely an 'in person' type You: Tell mr about when u came. What u were thinking your texhnique. You: Or maybe continue our story. You: I won't be typing much. Shouldn't take long. You: And I'll be looking at your pics. = ) Stranger: the introduction of the other nazi was causing involuntary movements/spasms... then cry on my shaft and the way you said youd lick my tears away... all got me very on the edge. but when you said to treat me delicately though it was a r**e.... yeah. and of course my finger Stranger: didnt get your request You: Mmmmm Stranger: im definitely a penetration type. dont usually come just from clitoral stim Stranger: though i have been known to do so with no touching at all Stranger: but if this is just a sexual outlet and no more... no getting to know you a bit... not sure it will work out You: All done Stranger: still says no requests You: Ur back pic is hot. You: E Stranger: the tats? You: Will friend u tomorrow. You: Yeah You: Well pick up chapter two later. Stranger: well that isnt all of them, they start at the top of my neck and go down to the tailbone. then both my inner and outer ankles are done Stranger: but thanks You: I'm off to sl**p You: sl**p tight Stranger: Dean, do you like quantum physics at all? You: yes Stranger: okay Stranger: and what did you say you do? You: Zzzzzzzzzzzz Stranger: im just curious You: Let the cloak of mystery hang Stranger: alright then You: Night Sophia Stranger: goodnight Dean. Sir. Stranger: would you prefer me to disconnect? Stranger: Dean? Stranger: alright i will take your silence as yes you want me to d/c Stranger: until the next time....

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