Sloppy dog day afternoon, Granny get's the bo SeXStoRY

I just turned fifty and have been divorced for almost three years. I was mad, who wouldn't be, remembering coming home from work early and walking in on my wife getting double plug with a cock in her ass,cunt and gagging on a huge black cock. They didn't even stop humping, tearing my wife apart and these black thugs just smiled. I ran out and six months later and three thousand dollars, the divorce was final. It was a 50/50 split and I kept the house. Barbra has been my neighbor for twenty five years and widow for just as long. She is one sexy looking petite seventy five year old. So when I saw her the other day we started talking about current events. She was complaining about some of her c***dren, and this one neighbor who plays his music so loud she got in an argument with him. I then told her I would order some Chinese food and if she would like to come over for dinner. She agreed. So as we were eating I ask her if she wanted something to drink. She ask me if I had ice tea and offered her a long island ice tea. First she hesitated, saying she hardly ever drinks alcohol but I told her one won't hurt. She said why not and we enjoyed the sweet and sour chicken with the cocktails. One drink led to another and soon we were pretty intoxicated. It was then I broke opened my fortune cookie and laughed. She ask what did it say and I told her it was better that she didn't know. She insisted. So I read it out loud, " he who hesitates, loses". The booze was impairing my inhibitions and leaned toward her as we started kissing. I first felt a bit awkward and she did, but my cock was getting hard and her wrinkly face was turning me on. As we were sucking face she said I can't believe this is happening but I'll let you in on a little secret. I've been dreaming of riding your cock for a very long time. Then she took a big swig of the cocktail as my pants went down and she grabbed my cock and started sucking it. As she was sucking it she looked up and started talking dirty. She wiggled her tongue around the head and said, "piss slit her I come". Her tongue glistened with my "pre" cum. We then got up and I grab her hand and headed for the bedroom. We were completely naked as we hit the bed. I laid on my back as she mounted over me and now was in the "69" position. As she was sucking and licking my cock I was licking her cunt like a madman. All of a sudden a huge fart blew out of her asshole with the gust of a nor easter. She was so d***k by then as me she just kept sucking my hard throbbing cock. So as I continued licking her cunt flaps and clitoris I must of stimulated her bladder for all of sudden I could taste some salty piss leaking out. Then as I look at her asshole, it seemed a bit distorted like Dick Cheney's snarl. Then another huge fart, at least five seconds long and yet another one after that that sounded like a tug boat and smelled like the farm. By then I stuck my tongue deep in rimming her over active asshole as a trumpet fart was pushed out. I think the high pitched gas was the most stinky of all her flatulence but I didn't care. Then as I was licking her pussy again her urinary incontinence continued and more of her salty piss leaked right in my mouth as I swallowed it down. Now it was fucking time. As I stuck my cock in her pussy doing it the missionary way we were swapping spit has she said my mouth reeked like a sewer. Still we continued lusting, me throwing in some quality humps and then she demanded I fuck her polluted dirty asshole. I complied with her demand and doing it dogie style I was really tearing up her asshole as she screamed harder, harder harder. I was sweating as much like a Priest being investigated by law enf***ement. Still I was humping hard deep into her asshole as she continued screaming for more. Then I couldn't take it any longer and busted my nuts inside her filthy asshole. As I pulled out of her asshole she held her wrinkled ass spread apart up in the air as she squeeze and I could hear some embarrassing raspberries blast out. There was white bubbles coming out of her asshole along with globs of my white sticky sperm. Then it happened, looks like a red rose bud, her asshole prolapsed. Yes, I couldn't believe it, but her asshole was hanging out. She saw the look on my face and ask "what's going on down there, what do you see"?. I assured her it was nothing to worry about as I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth to get the nasty ass stink out of my mouth.