The Twelve Days Of Christmas SeXStoRY

On the first day of Christmas, my true slut gave to me A virgin so very horny On the second day, she gave me two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny Now on the third day of Christmas, that ol' bitch, she brought home three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny Now on the fourth day of Christmas, four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny On the fifth day of Christmas she brought me home somethin' special She brought me home somethin' special Five herpie seeds Four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin very horny On the sixth day of Christmas, she gave me six cunts a-laying But five herpie seeds Four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny On the seventh day of Christmas, I got wet and wild with seven swampy ladies Six cunts a-laying Five herpie seeds Four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny Now on the eighth day, I got somethin' special She went into her lingerie She got her dirtiest pair of underwear Eight crusty panties, eight crusty panties, eight crusty panties Seven swampy ladies Six cunts a-laying Five herpie seeds Four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny On the ninth day of Christmas my true slut gave to me Eight of her friends, including herself Nine chicks a-fucking Eight crusty panties Seven swampy ladies Six cunts a-laying Five herpie seeds Four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny On the tenth day of Christmas it was a good day for head I bet you even good ol' Saint Nick stayed home in bed She gave me ten sluts a-sucking Nine chicks a-fucking Eight crusty panties Seven swampy ladies Six cunts a-laying And five fuckin' herpie seeds Four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs A virgin so very horny Was she ever! And on the eleventh day, I shoulda' been a baby! She gave me eleven tits a-milking Ten sluts a-sucking Nine chicks a-fucking Eight crusty panties Seven swampy ladies Six cunts a-laying Five herpie seeds Four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright So this is the day we've been waitin' for She gave me, on the twelfth day, a lot of lip Not a lot of crap, a lot of lip A lot of dick sucking A lot of prick fucking She gave me twelve lips a-licking Eleven tits a-milking Ten sluts a-sucking Nine chicks a-fucking Eight crusty panties Seven swampy ladies Six cunts a-laying Five herpie seeds Four calling girls Three French whores Two pecker rubs And a virgin so very horny