First time trying on a condom... SeXStoRY

I was in gym class as a freshman in highschool, and we had the ever present awkward class where the boys and girls separate to learn about our sexuallity. (although as like right now it seems everyone had already explored theirs but me) and the learning set today was on safe sex. we learned about all different kinds of birth control from condoms to pills to "pulling-out" to diaphrams. all of it was very awkwards and so-far useless to me in my sexless life. so the assignment when we got home that day was to try on condoms they passed out to the class. surprisingly enough, the school didn't skimp out and buy the 50cent truch stop condoms, and instead gave us real trojan condoms to try on. so i get home, excited that maybe one day i may get to have sex (still waiting) i pull off my pants and go to town on my dick. after i get him plenty hard and excited i rip open the package a roll the condom down my shaft. to my dismay though..i couldn't seem to get the condom all the way down. sure after some stretching and squeezing i could get it down a little further, but not all the way. for the next week i was incredibly embarrased, knowing that a regular size condom was far to small for me and that i would have to buy xl condoms one day when that day finally arose. i still fear that day when i have to go to the counter and look at the guy checking me out and think to myself, "this isn't a joke, i have a big wang..." or to the girl and think, "this isn't a joke i'm not trying to impress you, but your boyfriend should be jealous" haha