My own Parody, How do you solve a problem like Mar SeXStoRY

[How do you solve a problem like Maria A parody based on "The sound of Music" The year is 1936 and just above an ancient convent outside Saltsberg a pretty young blonde girl is singing on a grassy hill. Maria was an orphan who lived at the convent as a novice with twelve other young girls of various ages. Maria is a slight girl of five feet in stature and has honey blonde hair and these are her adventures at the convent and at Captain Von Trapp's mansion where the good captain lives with his six c***dren having been widowed some years ago. The convent of St Beryl's had been in existence for 600 years and in that time had seen few changes. The old building had no modern day facilities except for the provision of sixteen ancient toilets which gave no privacy whatsoever having no doors or walls. Eight old bathtubs had been installed fifty years ago and were entirely inadequate for the nuns and novices. The legend was that St Beryl was Martyred there in 1200 AD having been r**ed savagely by Turkish marauders and had never lost her faith in the Lord. ...................................................................................................................................... "Oh for fucks sake" said Beatrice, a big girl of twenty years as she queued for a seat on an urgently needed toilet bowl. Sixteen girls of various ages and sizes were straining to shit whilst another sixteen were desperately clenching their asshole sphincters tightly close for fear of shitting themselves. "Fuck off Beatrice" said Penelope, a younger slim blonde girl who was poised delicately on the shitter seat. "We all need a crap you daft cunt" Beatrice was nude as were most of the girls and desperate. It was the same every morning. To many girls bottoms and too few shitter seats. Penelope let off a huge fart in defiance and a few of the girls laughed and the occasional "plop" of a turd was heard falling onto the old china bowls. Discipline was extremely strict at the convent and swearing was a caning offence as they all knew. If s****r Constance were to hear such language she wouldn't hesitate to use the cane on any girls fat arse ...... But s****r Constance was not around and girls are girls. Maria had been lucky that morning and had ensconced herself on the last "shitter" as the girls called them and remained quiet as she relieved herself of several large turd's. Several of the waiting girls were turning red faced as they waited in desperation and several girls farted in unison hoping not too shit themselves. s****r Constance was not available because she was undergoing "penance" in the Mother Superiors office. The office was large and was simply furnished with oak stools and bare wooden floors. Simple that is except for the large ornate desk that was believed to have been used by Napoleon Boneparte during the occupation of Austria and Germany over one hundred year before. Mother Superior Bernadette was sitting on a stool and s****r Constance was bent over the magnificence desk,her tiny cheeks were pressed into the old leather and her habit was raised exposing her large bottom for such a slight young woman to Father Benedict who was flexing a wicked looking "senior" cane . On the wall were a selection of ancient canes and straps which had been at the convent for as long as anyone could remember and all were kept in good order, oiled and polished by Mother Bernadette. Father Benedict was a hugely tall man of six feet six and all of the girls said he looked like Rasputin, not that they could possibly know what Rasputin had looked like but he was strong and very thing and had a beard. Father Benedict had come on the orders of the Bishop over a year before to "take confessions" and generally oversee the convent, although he had no duristiction over Mother Superior he was a man and a man of God and was shown the respect of a man of the cloth. He was indeed a handsome specimen and all the girls and s****r admired and more than a few had sexual fantasies over him. He had taken confession that very morning from all of the s****rs and all had confessed the usual "wicked thoughts" and some had confessed to masturbating themselves.......... Including s****r Constance. Benedict loved the confessions of the s****rs as they told him there intimate secrets without any embarrassment or shame and he would urge them to reveal all to him and describe each intimate act and thought. Dismissing the nuns who he considered plain and sexless with a few "hail Mary's" and a good act of contrition each morning he would select three or four s****rs for punishment as penance. s****r Constance, a pretty twenty nine year old with the usual Austrian blonde wispy hair, slim but with a nice plump bottom was part of today's selection. Constance had been caned before by both Mother Superior and Benedict and it hurt like hellfire but in so many ways she craved the attention the Benedict was giving her now. Her large arse was spread nicely for her punishment and her arsehole rosebud and plump cuntal lips were fully displayed for the sever caning she knew was to come. Underwear was unknown and unused at the convent so that when a girl was "presented" for the cane it was always a bare bottom that greeted the good Father. Mother Bernadette settled on the hard wooden stool to witness the caning as was the custom and her hands crept onto her damp cunt beneath her habit beyond the sight of the Father as she flicked her clitoris into action and the cuntal juices began flowing at the exiting prospect of another bare bottomed caning. How she loved to see the puckered anus and cunt of a grown woman being humiliated in this way. "Please begin the penance Father" she called with some urgency. "You have s****r Caroline to cane before vespers"! "All in good time "said Father Benedict who wore one single item of clothing, that being his brown woollen hassock and no underwear of course. As usual his erection was evident as Bernadette has seen so many times before. The good Father looked at Bernadette as she shamelessly began to masturbate. She made no effort to conceal the fact that she enjoyed witnessing these caning's and would usually orgasm loudly before the caning was complete. Twelve harsh strokes was the usual penance and s****r Contance prepared herself for the first cut by sticking her bottom out as if inviting the Father to begin. Her arsehole winking a message to the Father that she was indeed ready and in fact eager to begin...... The first stroke of the cane whooshed down with the wrath of God and landed neatly across the arse directly in line with the poor young woman's cunt. "Arrrggggghhhhhhh" she cried with pain and a hint of pleasure she always felt. The good Fathers huge ten inch cock was now clearly aroused and popping its head clear of his simple clothing. The cock head was a bright shiny purple and seemed ready to burst at any moment. The supple cane was brought back in a well practised arc as Constance held her arse well up to receive her next stroke. Thwaaaaaccck! The cane struck home on the crease where her bottom met her upper legs. Arrrrrgggggggggghhhhhh! the pain was near unbearable but Constance knew that she was truly deserving of this hell on earth and that the good Father was Gods representative on earth and had the right and the duty to blister her poor bottom. Mother Bernadette was openly masturbating as she grew ever more excited as the scene played itself out in front of her. She moaned ever so slightly as she urged the Father to lay the supple cane into the presented arse. Constance was of course a virgin and had been caned so many times before by the good Father and indeed Mother Bernadette had often blistered her large bottom. Twelve strokes of the old and well used cane were the norm but occasionally up to thirty or forty strokes were administered according to the seriousness of the offence Constance's arse was a bright red and the lines of the strokes were clearly visible as they painted a picture of delight onto the penitent's large bottom. Throughout the convent small ancient signs were displayed bearing one word, and that word was "OBEDIENCE" The Mother Superior was fast reaching her orgasm as her fingers worked the divine magic on her cunt and she was breathing heavily and a slight moan escaped her lips as she thanked the Lord for this divine gift of pleasure bestowed on her by Jesus. ............................................................................................................................................ s****r Caroline was pacing the stone floor outside the heavy oak door awaiting her turn to expose her naked arse to the good Father with a mixture of fear and the strange feeling of excitement she always felt within her pussy before penance. ............................................................................................................................................. In the toilet room all of the girls had relieved themselves and some had barely managed to contain themselves. Beatrice had come very close to an accident and had sat on the cold enamel seat, recently vacated by Maria. With a great deal of relief she let go of her p*o in the nick of time as it landed with a loud plop! In the large communal bathroom there were ten large french style roll top baths of white enamel which were easily large enough to accommodate two girls at a time and although the water was only luke warm it was always considered a luxury and a pleasure for the girls to linger for a few precious moments. Each bath had a large piece of red carbolic soap which would serve to cleanse both body and hair. Even in this "puritanical" regime the girls had no concept of modesty between themselves bathing was an excellent opportunity for sexual relief under the pretence of cleansing there young bodies. Beatrice was sharing a bath with her favourite friend Jennifer a slim redhead with long legs and a pert bottom very little pubic hair. Beatrice was fat by comparison with a large bottom and well developed tits and it was clear they were both making the most of their bathtime. Beatrice's hands had begun to wander in between Jennifer's legs and Jennifer was fondling Beatrice's fat pussy lips. Bath time was never long enough or satisfying enough for any prolonged lovemaking and orgasms had to be hurried as s****r Meg could appear at any moment with her swishy cane and on many occasion delivered a summery caning to any girl caught dallying of playing with their own or another girls cunt. Jennifer's eyes were already rolling as she was on the verge of an early cum. She was always quick to cum first which pissed Beatrice off as she needed to get off urgently. Jennifer's noisy orgasm would always "trigger" the mass orgasms as she would howl and pant as she came shamelessly and noisily. Maria had the large bath all to herself and was lazily stroking her hairless pussy and fingering her labia and clitoris. Waiting for Jennifer as usual, like a starting pistol she would be the catalyst for the first of the sixteen sexually hungry girls to begin the morning ritual of the first and only cum of the day. "Oh fuck" cried Jennifer "I'm fucking cuuumingggg" she howled. "Mmmmmmmm , Christ, I'm cummmingg......... "You cunt" said Beatrice" I haven't cum yet" ........... It was always the same. Jennifer, once started could never be stopped and Beatrice rubbed her cunt furiously to get off in the last few seconds od bath time. One by one the girls started their noisy orgasms, some girls helping each other to climax and the rest frigging away with fingers deep inside their own or their partners twats! Soon the whole bathhouse was a cacophony of mass orgasms including Maria who was less noisy but equally ecstatic as her head lolled backed and her eyes rolled as she reached her intense orgasm. At that very moment the Mother Superior was frigging her cunt as Constance was receiving the last of the twelve strokes of the cane from Father Benedict. His huge cock head was purple with lust and clearly exposed for Mother Bernadette to enjoy as she began the finale of her own monumental orgasm. Constance's arse was bright red and well lined from the severe caning she had received and her asshole was winking in both pain and pleasure and a few drops of cunt juice dripped silently to the stone floor. ...................................................................................................................................................... In the bath house s****r Meg predictably walked in, cane in hand to tell the girls to finish up and get dressed as quickly as possible. s****r Meg had heard the noises coming from the girls and remembered the days when she was a novice herself and that she herself had enjoyed many a good orgasm. She was a kindly nun and chose on this occasion to turn a blind eye to the naughty girls "sexual fun". Normally she would have made an example of three or four girls with a few strokes of the cane over the bathtub on the bare bottom ......... But not today! The girls quickly rinsed of the last remnants of pussy juice and jumped quickly out of their baths to get dressed in there simple smocks and leather sandals in preparation for the first of their morning prayers and lessons. "Come here Maria" said s****r Meg....... "Oh fuck" thought Maria. "What the fuck have I done now?" Maria knew full well what she had done, but so had all of the other girls. "Why pick on me" she thought. "Maria" continued s****r Meg, "The Mother Superior want to see you directly after prayers in her office at nine o'clock sharp" "Oh Christ almighty" thought Maria," Not the cane from Father Benedict." Maria had been caned by Mother Superior a few times as well as a few bare bottomed caning's from most of the other nuns at the convent, but never had she received a proper thrashing from the good Father as his reputation preceded him. His arms were much stronger and his punishments were legendary. She bit her lip and a tear began to form in the corner of her eye. Standing nude in front of s****r Meg caused her no shame at all but the prospect of baring her bottom to Father Benedict filled her with dread. She remembered her last confession. She had, as usual confessed to masturbating and "impure thoughts" but she had done the penance of fifty hail Mary's ...... What more could fate hold for her................... ........................................................................................................................................................ At nine o'clock on the dot Maria presented herself out side Mother Superiors office which also served as a bedroom and the door was already open. Dressed in her simple smock and leather sandals and with a feeling of impending doom she looked inside and saw that two girls were already bent over, on top of the desk with their bottoms bared and legs lewdly spread concealing nothing of the femininity such as it was whilst Mother Bernadette was caning each of the girls. Six strokes each alternately were delivered with as much f***e as the Holy Mother could muster. For what reason? It was not for Maria to guess or even consider. Maria's hands went to her own bottom as she rubbed it and anticipated her own punishment. She wore no panties. No girl wore panties as this was an order of poverty and obedience and panties were considered a luxury and a new fashion for the decadent outsiders. After what seemed an eternity the girls punishment were completed and the two girls left the office crying and rubbing there red bottoms furiously. All to soon Maria was standing nervously in front of the Mothers desk. Bernadette was ominously still holding the cane in her hand and flexing it ominously. ..................................................................................................................................................... "How old are you Maria?" said Mother Bernadette. "I am eighteen" replied Maria "Going on nineteen" she added hastily. Maria's hands were still firmly clinging to her bare bottom as Mother Bernadette spoke. "Are you familiar with Baron von Trapp and his f****y" said the good Mother "Yes Mother" Maria said softly. "You are no doubt aware that the Baron was widowed several years ago girl and that the poor man is trying to bring up his six daughters and son alone?" "Yes, Mother" replied Maria still wondering if she were to be caned or not and how much it would hurt. "It has been decided that you are to leave the Convent for a while to assist the Baron as a governess and general help to the von Trapp f****y" "What you may not know is that the Baron is a strict disciplinarian but despite his best efforts is having great difficulty with maintaining order in his household" Maria did know of the Baron and how handsome a man he was. Maria had in secret had many sexual fantasy's about the Baron and had seen several of his c***dren in their fancy clothing in and around Saltsberg and had even heard they sometimes performed as a choir of talented singers in competition and at church services. Maria was a talented singer herself and had often been punished or reprimanded for singing silly songs whilst she was supposed to be working. Maria could barely contain her delight and wondered if she had the confidence in herself to fulfil the needs of the Baron and his c***dren. "You will be not only under the vow of obedience expected of the Convent but also be obedient to the Baron and subject to his discipline as he sees fit" "I am entirely confident that you will be a great asset to the von Trapp f****y" the good Mother went on ........... I have ordered two new dresses for you, both in blue, with white satin sashes and you will be required to wear knickers as in polite society these are worn at all times" Placing two pairs of white knickers on the desk in front of her Maria could see that the knickers were white and made of quiet nice cotton material although quiet small. "These may not be of the "high fashion" as worn by the ladies of Vienna but they will be sufficient for your use" "I suppose you had better try them on" said Bernadette. "Although it matters not to me if they fit you or not as they are all we can obtain during these hard times" "Get completely undressed girl" snapped the Nun. Standing naked in front of Mother Bernadette she helped the c***d into the knickers for the first time in her life. "Hmmmm" said Bernadette" they seem a little tight to me" and indeed they did little to hide Maria's bottom or vagina. But they would have to do. The Order of St Beryl's was not made of money! "Pack your belongs and be ready to leave first thing in the morning after prayers" said Bernadette. ...................................................................................................................................................... The next morning Maria was packed. Her possessions, such as they were, went easily into a small old brown leather suitcase. Maria was dressed in the very brief white knickers and the Blue dress which must have been made for a much younger c***d as it was several sizes to small. Maria was a small breasted girl and the dress buttons were not overly tight but the hemline was extremely short being at least six inches above the knee. Any forward movement or bending down exposed Maria's knickers and most of her bottom! The blue satin sash was beautiful however and Maria was pleased with that at least. Finally and with no farewells Maria set off on the five mile walk down the long winding road the von Trapp mansion. Walking slowly at first Maria soon began to run and skip as she grew ever more confident! "At last" she thought to herself "I am leaving behind those b**stly nuns with their awful canes" ...................................................... End of chapter one In chapter two Maria meets the Baron von Trapp and his naughty daughters and even naughtier son...........b]