good and bad SeXStoRY

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your c***dren are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.