Saturday, February 9, 2013

OLD PERVERT JIM SeXStoRY

IT WAS MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY.I WAS MEETING MY MATES AT THE LOCAL AT 7PM ADN WE WERE GOING OUT TO GET d***k AND HAVE SOME FUN IN THE LOCAL TOWN.I GOT TO THE PUB JUST AFTER 7 AND EVERYONE WAS THERE READY.PAUL ,SIMON THE TWO STEVES AND WAYNE.WE HAD TWO OR THREE DRINKS THEN GOT A CAB AND HEADED OFF.IT WAS BY NO MEANS THE FIRST TIME WE HAD DONE THIS ,BUT THIS TIME I WAS LEGAL.WE WENT ROUND THE USUAL HAUNTS THEN SIMON SUGGESTED WE TRY THE ROYAL ARMS,BUT THATS A QUEER PUB PAUL BAWLED,YES SAID SIMON BUT WHO CARES.PAUL WASNT HAVING IT AND HE WENT OFF WITH THE TWO STEVES IN TOW AND WE ARRANGED TO MEET LATER IN THE CLUB.ONCE INSIDE THE PUB I WAS SUPRISED HOW BUSY IT WAS.WE GOT A DRINK AND FOUND A TABLE,AS WE SAT CHATTING I LOOKED AROUND AND NOTICED AN OLD GUY SITTING ALONE AT THE BAR SCANNING AROOUND .HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AND I QUICKLY LOOKED AWAY.HE WAS AN OLD MAN,ABOUT 65 I WOULD SAY,UNSHAVEN,DIRTY LOOKING AND HIS CLOTHES LOOKED UNCLEAN AND SHABBY.HE WAS SMOKING A ROLL UP AND DRINKING A PINT OF GUINNESS.OUT OF KNOWHERE A VOICE SAID AVOID HIM LIKE THE PLAGUE YOUNG FELLA.I LOOKED UP TO SEE THE BARMAN COLLECTING GLASSES,WHAT,I REPLYED.JIM AT THE BAR,HE IS bl**dY BAD NEWS AND YOUNG BOYS LIKE YOU ARE WHAT HE GETS OFF ON, SO BE WARNED.I KIND OF HALF HEARTEDLY LAUGHED AND SAID NOT TO WORRY WE WERE ONLY THERE FOR A DRINK.WITH THIS WAYNE SAID ITS YOUR ROUND BIRTHDAY BOY,GET TO THE BAR. I WALKED TO THE BAR TRYING TO AVOID CONTACT WITH THE OLD.I FAILED ,AS I LOOKED UP HE WAS LOOKING AT ME GUY.HAVENT SEEN YOU IN HERE BEFORE HE SAID IN A GRAVELY SCOTTISH ACCENT,NO I SAID JUST POPPED IN FOR A COUPLE,ON MY BIRTHDAY PUB CRAWL.HOW OLD ARE YOU ?18 I SAID,VERY NICE HE MUMBLED LOOKING ME UP AND DOWN,LIKE A LION SCANNING ITS PREY.I GOT THE DRINKS ,SAID SEEYA TO JIM AND HEADED BACK TO THE TABLE,AS I WALKED AWAY I THINK I HEARD HIM SAY I HOPE SO.WE STAYED ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES OR SO ,AND EVERY TIME I LOOKED UP I WAS AWARE THAT JIM WAS LOOKING AT ME.WE DRANK UP AND WENT TO LEAVE,ON THE WAY OUT WAYNE AND I WENT TO THE LOO .WAYNE FINISHED BEFORE I DID AND SAID SEE YOU OUTSIDE AS HE LEFT ME WASHING MY HANDS.I WAS JUST DRYING THEM WHEN THE DOOR OPENED AND THE OLD GUY JIM WALKED IN.STILL HERE HE SAID,JUST ON MY WAY I REPLIED,I WILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT IF YOU GET BORED LATER .I LOOKED AT HIM AND I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I SAID OK AS I WAS WALKING OUT THE DOOR.WE WENT TO A FEW MORE PUBS BUT I COULD NOT GET THE GRUBBY OLD PERVERT OUT OF MY MIND AND THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE I WANTED TO GET BACK TO THE ROYAL ARMS.AS WE LEFT THE SWAN AND HEADED FOR THE CLUB I MADE AN EXCUSE TO THE BOYS AND SAID I WAS HEADING HOME.I LEFT TO A BARRAGE OF LIGHTWEIGHT AND A FEW OTHER COMMENTS.I WASNT GOING HOME THOUGH,I WAS HEADING FOR THE ROYAL ARMS,BUT I STILL WASNT SURE WHY.I GOT TO THE DOOR AND HAD A LUMP IN MY THROAT,AS I OPENED IT,THE JUKEBOX WAS PLAYING RETURN TO SENDER BY ELVIS.THE PUB WAS EMPTY APART FROM TWO GUYS SITTING AT A TABLE,AND A DIFFERENT BARMAN.NO SIGN OF JIM,MY HEART SUNK AND I TURNED TO LEAVE.AS I TURNED THE TOILET DOOR OPEN AND THERE HE WAS COMING OUT DOING HIS FLYS UP.HE LOOKED AND SMIRKED?,YOU MADE IT THEN,YES I SAID.COME ON THEN HE SAID IN HIS GRAVELY VOICE LETS GO,WHERE I SAID PUZZLED ,TO MY FLAT,ITS JUST ROUND THE CORNER.LIKE A SHHEP I FOLLOWED HIM FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES DOWN A SIDE ROAD BEHIND THE PUB UNTIL WE CAME TO A BLOCK OF FLATS.HE OPENED TO THE DOOR TO THE STAIRS AND AS BEFORE I FOLLOWED.AS THE DOOR SLAMMED BEHIND US AND HE STARTED TO WALK UP THE STAIRS I FROZE.HE LOOKED AROUND AND SAID COME ON BOY TIME IS WASTING,I KIND OF STUTTERED AS I SAID I WASNT SURE.UP TO YOU HE SAID,FLAT 12 IF YOUVE GOT THE GUTS AND HE CARRIED ON UP THE STAIRS.AS I STOOD THERE I HEARD HIM OPEN HIS DOOR THEN SHUT IT BEHIND HIM.SUDDENLY I THOUGHT TO MYSELF IF I DONT DO IT I WILL KICK MYSELF ,AND I WAS EXCITED BY WHAT WAS WAITING FOR ME BEHIND THE DOOR OF NO 12.SO I WALKED UP THE STAIRS AND KNOCKED ON THE DOOR.AS THE DORR OPENED I WAS MIXED WITH NERVES ,EXCITEMENT,TURNED ON AND PANIC............NEXT INSTALMENT WILL FOLLOW,YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED.

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